All-Star Star Trek
- November 18th, 2011
- Posted in Pop Culture . Random Thoughts
- By Gray
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Author: Gray (85 Articles)
Just a standard geek who gets a kick out of all things nerdy. When I'm not making weird stuff for the web I'm either gaming or complaining.

Plot: The New Founders have sent agents across time & space to replace important members of The Federation’s history in hopes of finally acquiring the Alpha Quadrant. After being replaced, our team of All-Stars escapes the purgatory of Founder-Space together and works on reclaiming their former selves in each of their respectful timelines.
Crew:
- Captain Picard – TNG era
- Captain Sisko – DS9 era, pre-demigod.
- Spock – TOS Era
- Data – TNG era, pre-emotion chip.
- Miles O’Brien – DS9 era, post-Dominion war.
- Julian Bashir – DS9 era, post-Dominion war.
- Worf – TNG era
- Garak – DS9 era, post-Dominion war.
- Uhurua – New movie-timeline. Spacial anomaly caused her to fuse with Erzi Dax, turning her half-trill. She is now visited by visions of both Jadzia and Ezri who talk to her through the Dax symbiote.
I’ll have to create this show using action figures until they finally make a new Trek TV series. Who would your All-Star Trek crew be?

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Captain: Sisco
1st Officer: Data
2nd/Science: Dax (Jahdza)
Engineer: Scotty
Security: Tuvack
Helm: Nog
Medical: Holo-Doc
other non ranked: Seven-of-nine
Question: What ship would they use?
Ok, here is my super awesome idea for taking Trek to the next level. It takes place shortly after Voyager gets back home and centers around the use of a newly discovered Iconian gateway. Think Stargate meets Babylon 5 but with less suck.
The governments involved are the Federation, Klingons, Romulans, Tholians and Gorn. Each one gets to place a representative on a council of voters. I’m thinking Picard and Martok for the feds and Klingons. Grab some highranking Romulan from DS9. The other two are probably CG so it’s no matter.
Beyond the voting players there are also a number of governments present as observers. I’m thinking the Breen, Dominon, Sheliak and Ferengi. The female changling and Quark could server here. Again the other two can be CG. In the event that a voter refuses to vote the observers can break the tie if unified. I think this could make for some wicked politics – like, what would a Romulan do if they wanted it one way, but couldn’t let it look that way.
For the crew, we need some sick players to operate the alien equipment. My thoughts are Mother Horta (referred to as professor), 7 of 9, two Bynars, O’Brien, LaForge and Kim. With a Tholian and Romulan tossed in for good measure.
Medical staff are Bashir, Ogawa and a new medical hologram. And again, some randoms from the other governments. Security is Tuvok trying to deal with ordering Gorn and Kilngon underlings around.
Beyond that list of players (give or take a few) I think it’d be neat to have Q and the traveler show up from time to time.
I even have an idea for getting this produced. Put writing online in something like a wiki and let the fans write it, just rank editors so new users don’t fuck shit up. Put the episodes straight to DVD and credit every online nerd that contributed. As long as it has the approval of Paramount it is canon. We would all buy it and so would the family members of all the fanboy writers – who are working for free I might add. Heck this thing could be animated and it would still work.
I am considering this public blog response as legally creditable if anyone fancy reads this and wants to run with the idea. Call me, we’ll do lunch.
If you boys ever end up casting for a film, I’ll volunteer to be an Orion slave girl, haha. I kid, I kid.