
"When I grow these dreds, I will be the Predator!!" (Courtesy of www.cagepotato.com)
If someone told me that my first post would be sports related, I would’ve had that person executed for their insolence. I guess I would also be feeling guilty about that right about now, considering they would have been right.
But enough about moot points, lets talk about something far more interesting. MMA (mixed martial arts), for those of you living under a rock that is under a rock, is the world’s fastest growing sport. It is also one of my favorite things in existence. So, in the interest of diversity, I will be posting MMA related stuff post UFCs, DREAMs, and other top organization results. This also gives me the opportunity to rant chaotically about something that I’m very well versed in. Hopefully at least one of you can relate to the awesomeness of MMA.
You may have (or may not have) heard people saying they do not like MMA because it “looks gay”. I don’t really know what to say about that that Freud has not. Being educated about all of the martial arts involved, at least to some degree, helps one discover that there is very little correlation between sexuality and what a world jiu jutsu champion can do to your limbs, or what a muay thai expert can do to your face. Those who disagree, well, can just fuck right off.
Another point I’d like to address is the violence factor. Hell yeah its violent, and people get hurt, and its pretty awesome to watch. These are only surface features however. When one delves deep into the world of mma, one realizes that among the meatheads involved, there are some extremely hard working competitors, and some legendary warrior spirits. These are what bring out my emotions (the positive ones, not the negative ones). It is difficult to explain, as it is something similar to a religious experience. If you feel that you want to relate, watch the movie “Fearless” with Jet Li. If the climax of that movie doesn’t evoke emotional response, then this is not for you.
So, now that the technicalities are out of the way, I’m gonna call em how I see em, much like a whale biologist. Tune in October 24 on PPV for Machida vs Shogun. If you don’t like paying for stuff, just about every bar will have it on for free, though you will be expected to buy something. I will be having the spectacle at my house, cause that’s how I roll.